Allegedly…
Who would have figured that the one time I set up the super expensive webcam I have… I can’t find a single topic that gets the juices flowing… Juices/thots… Oops I mean thoughts…
Guess people are starting to pick who they will vote for based on the actions of migrants… Shut the front door!!! Sounds like maybe you shouldn’t have the right to vote. There is no way that an incident where a cop got beat up by migrants could lead to someone changing their stance on Trump… or is there…
There are two things that you should know before you read any further. First thing is, I have never voted. If that makes you think I don’t have the right to have an opinion about this. You are probably right, stop reading now. It’s not going to get any better for you, I promise.
The second thing you should know is, I have zero seconds spent looking into this incident. I just scrolled… uhhh, I just opened twitter, scrolled a little bit, then went back to the first tweet so I could react. Why this one? Great question. I chose this one because that is how fucking lines work. Imagine getting that little number thing at the dmv aka your place in line. You see the number ahead of yours on that little fuckin number thingy mahjigga on the wall.
That excitement starts building in you when see a person start to walk away from the counter. Oh hell yeah, it’s your turn. As much as you love you waiting at the DMV, it’s time to get to that window and pay the government for some shit. Cause the only thing better than waiting in line at the DMV is giving the government money. Lucky you, your about to do your second favorite thing…
Right as you are about to stand up, the number changes to some random ass number 10 or more over your number. How would that make you feel? Ok, now what kind of a monster would I be if I made that tweet feel like that??? Rhetorical question…
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, that one dude in the hat in that tweet is now pro Trump and is willing to hypothetically vote for the hypothetical president.
My conclusion of the whole thing…
Trump is obviously paying migrants to go around and beat up cops so that he can get more votes in the presidential campaign. Win at all costs right??? Isn’t that how the game is supposed to be played… I was going to have this, not even close to being clever, more than likely over used saying about cracking eggs to make and omlete but i have no fucking clue how to spell omellette and this zone I’m in can’t be interrupted by a quick google search or proper sentence structure…
Long story short, Trump is working with migrants. That’s a good thing. Pretty sure he hasn’t done that since the last time he had his lawn mowed or some building he owns remodeled. That counts as growth in my book. Growth should be a prerequisite for being a president. This man is going to be the first president to win a presidential vote with better numbers than Griffey Jr had for getting in the Hall of Fame…
Unrelated topic, did the guy that didn’t vote first ballot for Mr. Griffey Jr ever die from some sort of minor pain to his foot happening repeatedly. If he hasn’t yet, I don’t believe in a smiting God anymore…
You ever google something hoping to get answers or some sort of clarification about the situation so you can make an educated decision on how to think about it and then all of the sudden you find yourself on a mainstream news outlet’s website and you end up reading an article that leaves you knowing exactly how to feel about the situation??? Me either…
Look, if you are still reading this… Thank you, for real that’s awesome. You are wicked awesome. The world needs more of you in it… That’s just a weird of me admitting that I wished more people would read these… You can be an asshole and treat people like shit and I wouldn’t give a shit as long as you… Never mind, I take that back. I should have never even joked about that… lol
Next topic… or shut it down???









